usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

tradiespotter:

mojave-wasteland-official:

thelarkascends:

mojave-wasteland-official:

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Better?

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

clonewarsy:

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

nessanotarized:

kanyeshrugtae:

ayee-daria:

mishiamona:

beat-poetry-on-nymphetamines:

basedsasori:

ultrafacts:

1017sosa300:

ultrafacts:

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baby elephants are so CUTE

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

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ANIMAL FRIENDS

my fucking heart tho

princejuston

just for you buddy

Baby elephants😍

I want a pet elephant so bad

My favorite animal!!! 😍😍😍

30-minute-memes:

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

stream:

My favorite Taco Bell ad…

ruinedchildhood:

Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

expelliarmus:

David Tennant and Catherine Tate at GalaxyCon Raleigh NC

toshio-the-starman:

sandandglass:

The Daily Show, December 8, 2015

The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.

ruinedchildhood:

Shrek (2001) 

dceus:

goosegoblin:

dceus:

Bend it Like Beckham (2002) dir. Gurinder Chadha

#of course it doesn’t!!!! but to be clear u were a lesbian

op has nothing to add.

pajamasecrets:

Keanu playing with puppies!